Post by Scy on Jan 23, 2007 21:22:52 GMT -5
Potato - a potato is a natural fungus that grows between your toes like green cheese. Dogs are unnaturally atracted to the aroma of the green cheeses and eventually are caught licking your feet and eating the fungus and then they grow magical hair through their ears and they start to get a habit of eating giant pickles while drinking beer and watching cat porno on tv
Grue - A grue is a chemical you find in most birth control pills. It is a serious infection of the.. well side of the no-no area. Now. Sometimes when you go to make a boom boom in the toilet, the infection goes down the toilet, eventually leaking to the river and such. The infection starting to spread to local fish and turtles and other marine life. Soon they all become infected and are caught itching the no-no area with fins. Side effects also include, growing an extra no-no area, tounge starts to smell like someone wet the bed. And when introduced to music, they tend to get a bit horny and you see horny fish flying in the air out of the water that try to rape the local birds that fly by.
Penis - A penis, actually not the penis that is the male's no-no area, this penis is pronounced Pea-niss. Not Pe-nis. Ok. Now the penis is a type of candy invented by the cheap candy Co. (Couldn't figure out a name so they used penis) It is a popular brand with old people and children. It looks similar to a push pop, only longer and thicker. And they have a brand thats prune flavor for old people.(: The penis you often find a old man sucking on at the curb, on the corner of the street. His wife yells out, "Stop sucking your penis! and come in to eat d**nit!" Also heard by many neighbors, unaware of the new fad starting over penis. The Lollipop that tastes right!
~More to come~
Grue - A grue is a chemical you find in most birth control pills. It is a serious infection of the.. well side of the no-no area. Now. Sometimes when you go to make a boom boom in the toilet, the infection goes down the toilet, eventually leaking to the river and such. The infection starting to spread to local fish and turtles and other marine life. Soon they all become infected and are caught itching the no-no area with fins. Side effects also include, growing an extra no-no area, tounge starts to smell like someone wet the bed. And when introduced to music, they tend to get a bit horny and you see horny fish flying in the air out of the water that try to rape the local birds that fly by.
Penis - A penis, actually not the penis that is the male's no-no area, this penis is pronounced Pea-niss. Not Pe-nis. Ok. Now the penis is a type of candy invented by the cheap candy Co. (Couldn't figure out a name so they used penis) It is a popular brand with old people and children. It looks similar to a push pop, only longer and thicker. And they have a brand thats prune flavor for old people.(: The penis you often find a old man sucking on at the curb, on the corner of the street. His wife yells out, "Stop sucking your penis! and come in to eat d**nit!" Also heard by many neighbors, unaware of the new fad starting over penis. The Lollipop that tastes right!
~More to come~
